Hello! My name's Jessica, and I love robots.

I guess you can call this a multi-fandom blog, but I just call it a hot mess. It contains Transformers, Disney, and other content. There's also a LOT of text posts, photos, cutesy stuff, etc etc etc.

Hover over "Links" to get to my List of Tags page.

May contain smoochy, horny robutts.
WILL contain stupid shit.

Enjoy!

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xurvos:

think I missed the party but this is all your fault for putting all that great ko/bd stuff on my dash you guys

xurvos:

think I missed the party but this is all your fault for putting all that great ko/bd stuff on my dash you guys

Tagged: #oh my #tfp

yo i remember the night i went to see Spy Kids 3D with my cousins

after the movie we went to Arby’s and didn’t get to order anything because they had run out of roast beef

2 hours ago with 0 notes

leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

2 hours ago with 746,152 notes

Tagged: #text post #me

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

3 hours ago with 524,298 notes

Tagged: #text post

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

3 hours ago with 39,358 notes

Tagged: #text post

lilacblossoms:

shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

3 hours ago with 102,376 notes

Tagged: #text post

transformers armada is the one where megatron is a reindeer with a cannon dick and jetfire is optimus prime's pants and the helicopter is in love with the tank and then starscream becomes an autobot because he wants to bang a human kid and everyone has a tiny robot that they put on themselves to unlock DLC

@Anonymous

the-art-pimpette:

skymachine:

I’d argue that it’s not but from what I remember that’s actually pretty fucking accurate.

3 hours ago with 217 notes

mexi-doodler:

hawlooh:

grypwolf:

… AND THAT IS THE WAY I MAKE FIRE! Simple and messy “how to gry”.
I will add quick smoke tutorial / step by step too Just wait. \o/

EDIT: Sorry for small images >8C I am not good with tumblr image sizes and I have never understood them. But by copying the image URL you can see bigger sized images!

art resources, fire

Saving this for reference. I always have a tough time when it comes to coloring out fire. I suck at it >w<;

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

5 hours ago with 386,933 notes

Tagged: #text post

I swear I can’t watch anything anymore without it being connected to Transformers somehow.

Ok so earlier I was re-watching one of my favorite childhood films, right?
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I was sitting there the whole time like, “…Why the heck does the male sheepdog sound so familiar??? I feel like I should know but I just can’t quite place it….WAIT.”
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OMG

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That’ll do, Megatron. That’ll do.

5 hours ago with 35 notes